Woman's Dictionary

In Honor Of All Women:" I saw this and thought?? I Love It!! So Guy's, now you know what...WE-WOMEN...really mean when we're talking to you, SO save this in your bookmark to look at the next time you wonder why-YOU-thought you heard what -WE- said, because it's not what -WE- said! It's what it means, when -WE- say it!!..LOL
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* Yes = No.
* No = Yes.
* Maybe = No.
* I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
* We need = I want.
* It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious
by now.
* Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
* We need to talk = I need to complain.
* Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
* I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron.
* This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
* I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper.
* I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
* Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
* How much do you love me? = I did something today you're
going to hate.
* I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a
good game on TV.
* You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
* Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead."

Wolves Two Within Our Minds

Old Indian Tale:" A Native American Tale Told Many Times Around The Sacred Fire - An old Grandfather said to his grandson, who came to him with anger at a friend who had done him an injustice. "Let me tell you a story. I too, at times, have felt great hate for those who have taken so much, with no sorrow for what they do. But hate wears you down, and does not hurt your enemy. It's like taking poison and wishing your enemy would die. I have struggled with these feelings many times. "It is as if there are two wolves inside me. One is good and does no harm. He lives in harmony with all around him and does not take offense when no offense was intended. He will only fight when it is right to do so, and in the right way. "But the other wolf, ah! The littlest thing will send him into a fit of temper. He fights everyone, all of the time, for no reason. He cannot think, because his anger and hate are so great. It is helpless anger, for his anger will change nothing. Sometimes it is hard to live with these two wolves inside me, for both of them try to dominate my spirit." The boy looked intently into his Grandfather's eyes and asked, "Which one wins, Grandfather?" The Grandfather smiled and quietly said, "The one I feed." - - By Paul Williams 1977.... I read this just had to share this with all of you, has alot of meaning."

Women Needed TO Test Real-Life Orgasmation

FDA has approved:" Dr. Stuart Meloy's -Orgasmatron- for human trials, and now the good doc is looking for women to try it. And, maybe-not-so-strangely, they're not signing up in droves. In fact, so far only one woman has completed the first stage of the trial, and the doc needs 8-more volunteers. The promise: orgasms for the non-orgasmic! The price: you have to have electrodes inserted into your spine and a small pacemaker-like machine implanted under your skin. But then the fun begins, at least according to the first volunteer, a married woman who hadn't had an orgasm in 4-years. She tested the machine for 9-days and had several orgasms, including her first-ever multiple orgasms. Meloy stumbled on the idea when he was using a spinal cord stimulator on a patient with back problems. The woman moaned and said. You're going to have to teach my husband to do that. The doctor replied If you want to do that, it'll cost you.... About USD-$22,000...Okay, Okay.. I'm all for having more fun in the bedroom, but not sure if I like the ideal of someone sticking pins & such under my skin to get the extra thrill!! Really sucks, Men have a pill that, promises them to feel fire-works. Yet these same, Male Doctors say we need to be poked with metal to get the same feeling ? Just don't seem fair to me.."

Bush's Repair Shop

Bush:" My son came home from school today and told me about this site. Guess it's all the talk with the kids in high-school, saw a lot of them I like, so will put a new one up every day. Please feel free to comment on each one, if you like them let me know. This one made me think of my car problems & the government. So go ahead and click on Bush's name, and sit back and laugh."

D.R.A.F.T. - And The War

AtomFilms.com:" G-Dub is just keepin' it real, yo. There's only one way to get the number of troops needed to fight two wars. Are you down wit' the D.R.A.F.T.? Hits the nail on the head with Army and Nat guard running short on recuritment these last few months guess what comes next boys..... that is unless your daddy has money like good ole -You know Who!..Click Atomfilms, to watch the Video "